Sunday, November 20, 2011

Turkiye: Mediterranean Coast

We left Konya at noon and reached Antalya at 5. All we needed to do was pick up a rental car, and we'd be off. 


True to the unplanned nature of our trip, we had not reserved a car in advance. We also had not researched car rental companies because it didn't occur to us that none of the names we know would be there. Enterprise will not pick you up in Turkey.


We find one rental car stand at the otogar. For three full days and returning the car in Selçuk, 500 lira. Well, that's just ridiculous. Way more than we'd planned on spending. (Note to self: when everything to this point has cost way more than you planned, it's ok to stop being surprised.)


Our guide book says there are lots of car rental agencies in the city center, so we find the metro and head over there. Two hours later, it occurs to me that we probably could have just gone to the airport...hindsight is 20/20. 


As we start to wander around, a man comes up and offers to help us find whatever we're looking for. Having recently been exposed to extremely helpful people, we temporarily forgot that some people are just out to get your money. He takes us to one agency that we had read was recommended. But they're only a local company and so won't let us drop the car off in another city. So we follow the tout to another agency. Where the only person who speaks any English is the tout. And the owner attempts to rip us off to the tune of 800 lira. We talk them down to 600, then we just walk out, annoyed. 


By this time, hubby is paranoid about renting from an agency that can't give us paperwork in English, so we direct our efforts towards finding an international company. This is when we discovered that, while very few of these people speak English, a lot of them speak German. A random language if ever there was one. Pretty much every other language out there is spoken in more countries than German. But I digress. 


Finally we come across a restaurateur who both recommends a rental company and gets rid of the tout who has been chasing us trying to get us to follow him back to the agency he took us to. On our way to find the recommended company, we come across a travel agent who gives us directions. We find the company, but their office is closed. Completely fed up, we find our way back to the travel agent who, wonder of all wonders, also rents cars. He speaks English, his paperwork is in English, I can't walk another step with my pack on my back, so we go with it. Even though he's more expensive than the company at the otogar (again with the hindsight). And even though we have to drop the car off one day (and one city) earlier in order to afford it.


Once we secure the car, we go to book bus tickets from the city where we're now leaving the car to the city where we'd planned to leave the car. And the only bus with space leaves about 8 hours earlier than we'd planned. Which means we'd have to condense all the cities leading up to that.


Once the car is booked, the bus is booked, and we've picked up something to eat for dinner, we finally notice  how the city looks. The main roads are lined with big name-brand stores. The inside roads are narrow and twisting stone alleyways, reminiscent of old European cities.


The only thing we thought to photograph. Note that I'm so fascinated I'm reading the map...


We finally hit the road and drive the hour to Çıralı. Once we exit the highway and start driving along the narrow mountainous road that leads to the town, we're relieved that we didn't come by bus, which drops you on the side of the highway leaving you to fend for yourself. After about half an hour of trying to navigate the twisting road in the dark with a complete lack of signs to guide us (and where there are signs they're completely misleading), we arrive at the "pension" (one step up from a hostel in that you don't have to share a room with strangers...otherwise they're pretty much the same) where we'd planned to stay. But of course we didn't call ahead and they're full. The owner calls over to another pension she recommends, then gets in our car with us to lead us there. Once we secure the room, we drop her off at her home and head to the path to the Chimaera. 


The Chimaera, or "Burning Rock," is a cluster of flames that blaze spontaneously from crevices on the slope of Mt Olympos, caused by gas seeping from the earth. We grab our flashlight and start the hour climb up the steep rocky path. By this time, it's almost midnight and we are the only people in the vicinity. Which is both incredibly peaceful and scary as hell. Surrounded by nature and sweet-smelling air in the quiet coolness of night...what if one of us falls off the edge of the path or a dangerous animal comes out of the woods!?


We make the hike in the middle of the night because, obviously, flames are more visible at night. In Hawaii, we'd gone to see the active lava flows and ended up there during the daylight hours. They kept tourists at a safe distance and we couldn't see a damn thing. Expecting it to be like that, we didn't want to miss out by hiking during the day. So even though we're exhausted, we hike an hour through dark woods up the side of a mountain to see the flames.


Oh. My. God. Very few sights are worth the effort it takes to get to them. They're beautiful and all, but could you have done without if you'd known you'd have to climb 3,000 steps? Yes, yes you could. 


But not this. This is more beautiful than anything I've ever seen in my life. 


This not being the U.S., tourists aren't treated like fragile little things that would surely get themselves killed when left to their own devices. So instead of some distant lookout point where you can kinda see spots of fire on the mountainside, here you can walk right up to the flames. And hike around the flames. And actually BE in this wondrous beautiful place.






The next morning, we noticed the abundance of orange and pomegranate trees in the town, and treated ourselves to fresh juice on our way out.





The abundance of completely unhelpful signs we encountered on our way


From Çıralı, we started our drove down the Mediterranean coast. The coastline was very much like the coast of California, with the sea meeting the base of mountains.



Road closures forced us to drive through the seaside town of Kaş instead of just past it, so we stopped at their otogar to book our tickets from Selçuk to Istanbul. Each and every bus company in Kaş nearly laughed us out of the place. 


You see, due to our exquisite planning, our last few days in Turkey coincided with Eid al-Adha, the single most important religious holiday in the country. A time when everyone travels home to see family. And we were attempting to book bus tickets two days in advance. There were none to be had. We would be stuck in Selçuk if we didn't come up with something fast. This was, surprisingly, the only time I freaked out about the complete lack of planning. I must be growing.


Kaş, however, was a beautiful detour.





From there we stopped in the ancient city of Patara, the birthplace of Santa Claus. I mean...Saint Nicholas. Birthplace of Saint Nicholas. Anyhoo...


Patara has some of the best ruins in the area, and has the longest uninterrupted beach in Turkey.





After climbing to the top of the theater, we climbed farther up the hill and scrambled up a smooth, slippery, giant boulder to get a better vantage point.




But then we had to climb back down. Big slippery rocks. With no hand or footholds to speak of. Did I mention they were steep? And tall? After a minor panic attack, hubby pretty much carried me down. Such are the joys of having no fear of heights, but a debilitating fear of falling.


The beach was gorgeous:




As were the rest of the ruins:








From Patara, we continued our drive to Fethiye, where we managed to secure bus tickets from Selçuk to Istanbul, though for a day later than we'd hoped. So we had to go to Selçuk earlier than planned, and leave later than planned. You know that expression about making plans? Yeah, I could hear God laughing all the way from Fethiye.


From there, we drove around and around a mountain to the tiny village of Faralya, on the edge of Butterfly Valley (so named for the hordes of Jersey tiger butterflies that live there, which we of course didn't get to see because it was too late in the year). We actually had a reservation this time (we'd called and made that from Kaş), and the wife of the pension owner made us quite a spread for dinner. 


In the middle of the meal, hubby suddenly gets quiet and says "don't look up." So, like any normal 5 year old, I immediately look up. And see a winged creature flying around the room above our heads. Just as I'm praying it's some kind of bird, hubby confirms my fear...it's a bat. 


I've seen bats before, but flying high above the treetops in my parents' yard. Not flying low above my head in a dining room. Suddenly, the ceiling seemed unusually low. We were already sitting on the floor, but as the bat swooped back and forth I hit the deck. Making myself as low and flat as humanly possible without actually digging a hole in the floor, I covered my head and whimpered. 


It was a great day for my reputation in the eyes of my husband. First I can't climb down off a rock for fear I'll slip and fall, and then I cower when faced with a bat. I'm so tough I even impress myself.


Finally, we head to bed in our heat-free freezing cold room. Which also lacked hot water, we discovered in the morning.


Hours spent walking around Antalya, hiking an hour each way in the dark in Çıralı, stopping in Kaş, climbing the ruins of Patara, Fethiye, Faralya, and driving 285km along the coast and mountains...did I mention this was all within 24 hours?

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Turkiye: Konya

After a 3 hour bus ride, we arrived in Konya. 


Well, we arrived somewhere. 


Konya is a religious city, Turkey's equivalent of the Bible Belt according to our guidebook. It's the hometown of the whirling dervishes, which are a religious group despite the entertainment they provide. We were warned in Cappadocia that, for this reason, Konya is a dry city.


Judging by the titty bars our bus was passing, this was not Konya.


Our bus drove through a neighborhood so shady it put the worst parts of southeast DC to shame. We stopped in front of a warehouse. And that's when things got really weird.


The driver exited the bus. The guy serving the drinks told everyone to stay put (not one of the 10 people on this bus spoke English, our first clue that Konya is not a big tourist destination, but the emphatic gestures made the point clear). 


Then he opened a small panel by the stairs down to the back door of the bus. And a man climbed out.


Who the heck was this guy? And where had he been all this time? In the cargo hold? What the eff was going on?


The cargo hold was opened and everyone started unloading what looked like huge gas cans and taking them into the warehouse. This continued for about 30 minutes, including the argument that broke out between the warehouse guy and the random cargo hold guy. 


When the random guy from under the bus came back on, we pieced together our limited Turkish to ask what was in the containers. He put his thumb to his mouth, pinky in the air, and tipped his hand towards his mouth three times. Ummm....alcohol? Did we just smuggle alcohol into a dry city? Aww, our first criminal activity as a married couple. How sweet.


Finally we left the creepy warehouse and drove another 10 minutes to the otogar. We needed to book our tickets from Konya to Antalya, and find a local bus to get us to the hotel that Hottie at the hotel in Göreme had booked for us when he found out we had no reservations (he seemed quite panicked about our lack of plan). 


The only problem was no one in the entire otogar seemed to speak English. We only know five words of Turkish! Most of which have to do with food! We are so screwed.


We pick out a young group of guys and figure our odds are better with young people. We ask one if he speaks English. He stares at us, uncomprehending. What followed was the most elaborate game of charades to ever take place in a bus station. Or possibly anywhere. 


We finally get the point across that we want to go to Antalya tomorrow, and preferably buy the tickets from someone who speaks English. He escorts us to company after company, translating our needs to the various vendors who helpfully suggest other companies to try. Finally we land on one who speaks English and learn that between that company and the one next to it, there is a bus every hour. Ok, so we'll wait and buy our tickets tomorrow.


Now where might we find the dolmuş (local bus, basically) to the center of town? Nice young helpful guy (I assume he had a name but damn if I know what it was) leads us outside, across the parking lot, across the street, and to a random spot along the side of the road. There is no sign for a bus stop. There is no indication at all that a bus will be coming there. 


But we wait. And he waits with us. Wearing nothing but a track suit. Did I mention it was freezing cold outside?


He jumps around, trying to stay warm, until he spots the dolmuş coming. He flags it down, asks the driver if he's going our way, tells him what hotel we're going to, and puts us and our bags on the bus. He smiles and waves as we drive away.


Well that was either insanely helpful, or we've just been kidnapped.


We realize we don't know at what stop we need to get off the bus or how to get to our hotel from there. We try to ask the driver. He just gestures for us to stay put. We had no idea where this might lead. Then the bus stops, and the driver points. We were right in front of our hotel. Well that was easy.


At this point it's past midnight and we're exhausted. We stumble to our hotel room only to discover there's no heat, no hot water, and it reeks of smoke. (Everyone in Turkey smokes. One guy in Istanbul estimated it's 90% of the population. If I ever get lung cancer, it may very well be from traveling in Turkey. Just sayin.)


We slept in our clothes that night to avoid making the pajamas we still had to sleep in for the rest of the trip smell as badly as the bed linens. It was freezing cold, yet we couldn't pull the covers all the way up without gagging. Fun times.


Suddenly, I awoke with a start. Someone was being murdered outside our window! No...wait...a cat was being murdered outside our window! Wait...a cat in heat? Ohhhh...it's 5am. It's the call to prayer. Man those guys can really wail. 


Did you know that there is not a single spot in Turkey that isn't within earshot of a mosque? Neither did we! But we quickly found out, as we woke up every single morning to the sounds of the call to prayer. We eventually got semi-used to it. But the only thing it made me want to pray for was more sleep.


Now a little word about the traditional Turkish breakfast. It's included in the price at most hotels, but don't expect anything elaborate. Or good. It consists primarily of bread, cheese, and olives. Is this breakfast or cocktail hour?


Anyway, moving on.


We spent our morning at the Mevlana museum. This was the former lodge of the whirling dervishes, and is named after (and devoted to) the most beloved and respected mystic philosopher in the Islam world. It was gorgeous, but overrun with hordes of people. We were approaching a religious holiday, of course, so it made sense that people would be visiting such a religious site. But they didn't take to kindly to foreigners getting in their way. So it was a pretty rushed tour, but it was ok because it was primarily a mausoleum. Lots and lots of dead people. And a random box containing a lock of hair from Mohammed's beard. That for some reason smells like roses. Creeepy.


Sorry, no photos allowed inside.


By the time we finished, it was 11:30. Hey, if we hurry, we can catch the noon bus and not have to wait until 1! We sprinted for the main road. We spotted a dolmuş and hailed it like a taxi. So that's how that works! 


It was the slowest bus in the history of buses. The driver slowed down for every single pedestrian we passed. None of whom were trying to catch the bus. We watched out the window as cars flew past us, and kept an eye on our watches as our half hour window quickly closed. When we pulled up at the otogar, is was 2 minutes past 12. And these buses are usually nothing if not punctual. 


Hubby was resigned to waiting another hour at the otogar, but I was not giving up so easily. I wanted out of Konya asap. The place just had a weird vibe. So we ran. Have you ever tried to run as fast as you can while wearing a giant backpack that weighs as much as you do? Yeah it's not fun. BUT...we made the bus. 


Hells yeah. We'd get to Antalya by 5, much earlier than we'd expected, grab a rental car and get to Çıralı with plenty of time to hike up to the Chimaera before bed. 


Oh, if only things had actually happened that way...

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Turkiye: Arrival and Cappadocia

When preparing to backpack through a foreign country, it is important to remember that you will be the most exhausted you have ever been in your life. I really should have worked out a caffeine IV drip before we went.


Our highly ambitious schedule went like this:
- Depart DC on Friday evening, layover in Chicago before overnight flight to Istanbul. 
- Arrive in Istanbul on Saturday evening. Take the metro to the central bus terminal.
- Overnight bus (11 hours) to Nevşehir, and local bus to Göreme
- Spend all day Sunday, Sunday night, and all day Monday in Göreme
- 3 hour bus ride to Konya
- Spend Monday night and Tuesday morning in Konya
- 5 hour bus ride to Antalya
- Spend a few hours in Antalya attempting to find a rental car
- 1 1/2 hour drive to Çıralı, arriving very late
- Spend Tuesday night in Çıralı
- Leave early Tuesday morning and drive 3 hours along the Mediterranean coast, stopping in Kaş and Patara along the way
- Spend Wednesday night and Thursday morning in Faralya
- Drive 5 hours to Pamukkale
- Spend Thursday night in the nearby town of Denizli
- Friday morning, take 3 hour bus to Selçuk
- Friday night, take 10 hour bus to Istanbul
- Arrive in Istanbul early Saturday morning. Spend all day Saturday, Sunday and Monday in Istanbul
- Flight home Tuesday morning


You tired yet? Just wait til you hear how much we did in each place. Just getting from place to place was exhausting enough, but then we threw in loads of walking and hiking on top of it.


I'm going to attempt to do this chronologically, because it seems the most logical (and I'm nothing if not convinced that I'm logical), but I'm sure I will throw in random bits of information here and there as I think of them, so try and stay with me.


Some notes about the language, since I know you're probably wondering how to pronounce all those funky letters. Ç and ş are pronounced like ch and sh respectively. C with no hooky thingy (the technical term for it) is pronounced like a j. I with no dot is pronounced more like uh, while an i with a dot is pronounced more like ih. For example, Çıralı is pronounced kinda like Chuhraluh, while Denizli is pronounced, well, pretty much like it looks. Vowels with two dots over them are pronounced like you have a mouth full of food. So there's your language lesson of the day. Sorry you asked, aren't you?


 Overnight flight means sleeping on the plane. I can never sleep on a plane. And just so you know, the movie selection on Turkish Airlines is at once crappy and highly entertaining. Seven Harry Potter movies? Police Academy? FOUR Police Academies!? ALL the Lethal Weapon movies? Bring it on! No interesting movies made after 1995 with the exception of Black Swan which I already watched on the way to India? Damn you Turkish Airlines!


Also, the seats on their airplanes are a bright turquoisey color, their blankets are a slightly more mellow blue, and the socks and eye masks they provide are two different shades of green, both reminiscent of the color of vomit. That was one ugly flight.


We had been told by the Turkish consulate in DC that, as a U.S. citizen and a green card holder, we could get entry visas upon arrival in Istanbul. No problem. Then we got to Istanbul. Problem. 


The visa desk took one look at hubby's passport and sent us way down to the other end of what felt like the entire airport to talk to a police officer (actually airport security, as it turned out). The officer tells us they need to see hotel reservations or something indicating why we're in Turkey. We only had hotels booked in Göreme and in Istanbul at the end of our trip. Everything in between was going to be kinda fly by the seat of our pants, and therefore unconfirmable. And we didn't have any of the emails confirming those two reservations printed. The officer told us to call the hotels, and our response that we didn't have a phone nearly gave him a heart attack. Apparently it is unheard of to not bring your own cell phone and pay outrageous international roaming charges when you travel. Moron. 


He sends us to a Turkish Airlines information desk (back at the other end of everything) to get online and print the emails. Except that the information desk has no printer. We must go upstairs to the business lounge to use a printer. To get to the business lounge you have to enter an area where only passengers with boarding passes can go. Having just arrived in Istanbul, we obviously don't have boarding passes for a flight out. The guard at the entrance doesn't believe we were sent there by the guy at the info desk, but luckily, after some arguing, he follows us back to the desk and confirms things with the other guy. The guard then confiscates our passports and tells us we can get them back when we return from upstairs. 


So up the stairs we go. And the business lounge is of course at the far side of the terminal. Did I mention we're carrying everything for the trip on our backs? Ten days. On our backs. Back and forth across the airport. We finally get to the lounge only to learn that they have a printer, but no internet. Son of a... 


They tell us to try the hotel next door (inside the airport). We traipse down two flights of stairs (seriously, who designed this place?) and hallelujah, the hotel has both internet and a printer and will let us use them. In fact, the guy was super helpful, showing hubby where to find the necessary keys on the Turkish keyboard and making recommendations about what to see during our trip. As we made our way back across the airport, we marveled at how nice the guy had been. We didn't know yet that, with the exception of airport security and the touts, Turkish people seem to be the nicest and most helpful people on the planet.


We get back to the security checkpoint to retrieve our passports. Oh no. It's a different security guard! "Umm...you're holding our passports" we tell him. "What?" Oh crap crap crap crap crap. Then suddenly, just as I feel the urge to cry coming on, recognition flashes across his face. He reaches under the podium, checks the photos in our passports, and hands them back over. We nearly crumble with relief. It would have really sucked to spend our vacation in the Istanbul airport. Like that Tom Hanks movie. That bombed.


We head back across the airport and get the brilliant idea to stop at the first batch of security officers instead of walking all the way to the second group, who we'd originally been directed to. This officer doesn't understand why we would need his approval. Finally, after explaining everything that had happened so far, he takes a look at hubby's passport and our printouts. He makes a phone call, then gives us the all clear. We return to the visa desk. And are then sent back to the original batch of security officers. The visa desk doesn't care that we already got the all clear. So we traipse back down the hall. 


While we're waiting to talk to the officers, an African guy behind us asks if we're having trouble getting our visas too. We tell him our story and he looks terrified. 


We again talk to the officer and show him our printouts. After much staring at the papers and staring at us, he finally writes about two words on a slip of paper and hands it to us. We hand it to the visa desk and bam, we get our visas. As we walk away, we hear the asshole security officer say to the African man in an angry voice "why are you here!?" We make a mad dash for the exit.


The metro in Istanbul was actually pretty simple. On that first night anyway. You put two Turkish lira into the machine and out pops a plastic token you put in the turnstile. Easy peasy. The bus station (called an otogar, which I will call it from this point forward because it's habit) and the airport are on the same metro line. Super simple introduction to Istanbul's public transportation system. 


Once we returned to Istanbul, however, we learned that all forms cost two lira, whether you're going one stop or across town, and if you switch from one type of transport to another, you have to pay again. They have metro, trains, buses, trams, and something called funicular (we never did figure out what that is). And none of them connect. No matter where you're going, you inevitably have to get off, walk a block or two, and get on the next mode of transport. Meaning you have to pay again. Simple my ass. 


Anyhoo, we got to the otogar and proceeded to wander around looking for a place to buy our bus tickets. This is more difficult than it sounds, as otogars in Turkey are really just about a million different bus company offices lined up. So you either just pick one and go buy your ticket, or you kill hours going from place to place comparing prices and times and then trying to remember which place worked out best.


This is when we learned that Turkey is home to some of the most obnoxious people you will ever meet. Now, in India, people call out to you trying to sell you things as you walk by. And there are people outside every restaurant trying to get you to come in and eat there. But in India, once you get past them they leave you alone and move on to the next person. 


Not in Turkey. Oh no, in Turkey they start yelling louder and louder and then they just chase you. One guy followed us all the way across the otogar trying to get us to go to a company that was back on the other side of the otogar (and it's a BIG otogar). Another half a dozen people or so followed us around trying to sell us tickets. These are not legit tickets. You will give them your money and when it's time for the bus you will have no seat. You've been warned. 


I handled this by pretending I don't speak English (hey, I could be European, they don't know...or at least I like to think I could be). My husband, on the other hand, engaged with each and every one of these guys.


Hey honey! Haven't you learned anything from living in big cities where you have no choice but to completely ignore the people begging on the street? Or from walking around India with me and seeing how much I get harassed if I so much as make eye contact? No? Ok, well then will you follow my lead and shut up? No? Ok, then I'm going to go get the bus tickets. You have fun here.


So we got our tickets and started the first leg of our trip. Buses in Turkey are waaaaay cooler than any method of public long-distance transportation in the U.S. Maybe because people in Turkey actually use it. Whatever the reason, they are cleaner and more comfortable, something I soon learned cannot be said about anything else in the country. And there's a guy on the bus whose sole purpose is to provide you with drinks and snacks. For free!


The bus stops every few hours for a bathroom break. During one such stop, I walked into the bathroom to see all the sinks taken up by women washing their feet. Ewww and what the? Then I realized it was almost 5am. Morning prayer time. Apparently foot washing is required before entering a mosque. And there is a mini-mosque in every bus stop and airport and probably a few other random places like that. Oh and another thing about public restrooms...they all cost money. Yep, you have to pay to pee. Regardless of that particular restroom's state of cleanliness. But moving on...


The bus dropped us at the otogar Nevşehir, where we took another much smaller bus to the otogar in Göreme, where the guy at the information booth called our hotel to send someone to pick us up. And thus began the best hotel experience of our trip.


The hotel, SOS Cave Hotel, had been recommended by my husband's Turkish teacher (he's been taking a class this semester with the Global Language Network, and it came in handy let me tell ya). She stayed at this hotel during her honeymoon last year and had recommended it to several people already. She let the owner know we're her friends (I've never actually met this lady but I'll take it), and we were therefore treated like royalty. I guess when you learn of a place by word of mouth and you actually go, they hope you will then pass it on to someone else so they want to make a good impression. And boy did they. 


We got a free upgrade to the honeymoon suite, a room in a cave, where even the bed was cut from the stone, and which had the most awesome jacuzzi ever.




They prepared our room early so we could take a nap before sightseeing (the flight and bus had worn us out, needless to say). They told us how to get to the Göreme Open Air Museum, a UNESCO World Heritage Sight made up of entire monasteries cut into the rocks.







We hiked all OVER that place, climbing in and out of caves and just generally running around like crazy people. As we worked our way out of the museum, surrounded by "fairy chimneys" and watching the sunset, we heard the evening call to prayer coming from a nearby mosque. It was hauntingly beautiful. That was the first and last time we would enjoy hearing it.


The hottie from the hotel (oops, sorry, photo!)




He's feeding a pigeon in the dining room. It sounds really weird but was really cool at the time. Especially when it ate out of my hand.


Anyway, the hottie from the hotel picked us up at the museum and drove us to a whirling dervish performance the hotel had booked for us when we said we wanted to go at the last minute (they were good at that kind of thing).


The whirling dervishes were awesome to say the least. I know it was all done up for tourists, like a luau in Hawaii, which is a shame since it is technically a religious thing...but I don't care. It was amazing. The sanctity of the whole thing was already kinda destroyed by my incessant singing of a line from The Sound of Music anyway ("she could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl" from How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria in case you were wondering).


After they finished, they came back out and did a small repeat allowing cameras. I can't get the video to upload, so you'll just have to make due with a photo.





Ok, it looks pretty goofy in a photo, but it was actually hypnotic and sent chills down my spine. I'm not going to go into the history of it, but you can read about it here.


Hottie (ok ok, Hussein) again picked us up, recommended a place for dinner and dropped us there, making sure we knew how to get back to the hotel after we ate (we could actually see the hotel from the restaurant, I think we would've been ok). The food was amazing. Mine was cooked in a clay pot they cracked open at the table! Unfortunately, because nowhere in Turkey seemed to have heat even though it's winter, we had to eat quickly to keep the food from getting cold. (Our hotel room did have a space heater...the last one to have heat or hot water until we got to Denizli.)


Monday morning we woke up, said "we want to do a tour," and five seconds later the owner had us booked on a day tour of Cappadocia (the region). 


The first stop was Derinkuyu, an underground city, which is exactly what it sounds like. There are only 8 floors which are open to the public. For the life of me I can't remember how many floors there are in the city, but 8 is plenty freaky enough for me. Those 8 floors are 300 steps each way. And as a defensive technique, many of the tunnels have very low ceilings to slow down the enemy. Try duck walking up the stairs to my 9th floor apartment...that's pretty much what it was like.



I don't know who this person is, but this was not the lowest point of the tunnel and it still looks pretty bad. All of the other photos are too out of focus to really see what's going on. Hubby is an excellent cameraman. 

The 8 story ventilation shaft. How much would it suck to fall down that thing?



The next stop was Ihlara Valley, which we only hike about a 4km portion of. Monks hid in the caves carved in the cliffs when their nearby monastery was under attack (which was also carved into cliffs...).





And the monastery (well, part of it anyway...way too many photos to show all of it):




Thankfully, that was all of the hiking for the day. The next few stops were just some panoramic photo ops.







We returned to the hotel, grabbed our bags, and headed for the otogar. 


Next stop: Konya!